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*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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Anonymous asked: Headcanon: Nissa and Koth care about their lands. They open up a cafe. Koth sells coffee and Nissa sells tea. Chandra like the tea, but the coffee... "Ugh!" she says, "this tastes like dirt!" "Really?" says Koth, "It was fresh ground this morning."




*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

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