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grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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Anonymous asked: Headcanon: Nissa and Koth care about their lands. They open up a cafe. Koth sells coffee and Nissa sells tea. Chandra like the tea, but the coffee... "Ugh!" she says, "this tastes like dirt!" "Really?" says Koth, "It was fresh ground this morning."


Answer:

chandra-nalaar:

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

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