etherealscience

The memories that never happened.

fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

so cute

ollivander:

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls